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Oct 10

I miss Worzel Gummidge :(

Posted on Sunday, October 10, 2010 in Family, Little known facts, Rantings, Strange and Unusual

I have been told today by two seperate people out of the blue that I need a Christening cake. I had no idea that there was such a thing. I have decided that I won’t bother, but will obsess about this constantly for the next week until the last second when I will change my mind and most likely pay over the odds for something that tastes a bit weird. I know that now, but will do nothing about it because that’s just the way it is. Acupuncture would probably fix this kink in my general thought pattern, but I can’t afford it! I need a new head. That’s what it is.

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  1. I made about a million cupcakes for a christening a few months ago, blue ones too, if you want me to make ya some gis a shout, you can pay me in sexual favours lol

  2. Martin says:

    Christening cakes, the ones I’ve been witness to at least, are vile.

    A wee sleeping baby wrapped up in a marzipan blanket. Very biblical altogether as one wields the knife over its forehead.

  3. Granny says:

    Cupcakes!! pink and blue icing,easy peasey.
    Obsessing as in o.c.d is a major problem,
    The only cure is action. Order the bloody
    things or start baking…..

  4. K8 says:

    The Jelly Monster; Cupcakes might work… cupcake porn is something I’ve never done before but would consider.

    Martin; That’s fairly twisted! I saw something like that at a hen party once, but it wasn’t a baby they were slicing.

    Granny; I need to lend you my Little Book of Calm again, don’t I?

  5. Granny says:

    You might like to borrow my little book.
    Feel the Fear and do it anyway. You need my
    wooden spoon??????

  6. Baino says:

    Jelly’s on it. I’m making three million for an engagement party on the 30th so, go the cupcake route. Nobody likes Christening cake anyway, and Sir Fartsalot is too young for sherry laden dried fruit!

  7. Jo says:

    Kate! You know who to call!

  8. K8 says:

    I might make a big rice-crispie volcano with a chocolate fountain inside. And keep it all to myself.

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