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Jul 21

How to undermine the Queen

Posted on Wednesday, July 21, 2010 in Little known facts, Quickie, Strange and Unusual

Here’s a really oddball present for someone, should you be stuck with a credit card but no car.

Did you know that you could become:

Lord/Lady, Baron/Baroness, Duke/Duchess, Count/Countess, Viscount/Viscountess, Marquis/Marchioness, Earl/Countess, Sir/Dame -insert your own moniker here-, for the low, low price of $294????

“Imagine… A Life Of Priviledge

-Credit cards emblazoned with “Lord (or Lady) Smith”

-All identification confirming the new royal title.

-Doors opening professionally and socially.

-is no faster way to climb the social ladder.

-A unique and thoughtful gift which can pay for itself.

-A fantastic icebreaker which gains instant respect and credibility

-Unlocking doors which were previously unknown

-A completely risk-free gift”

Risk-free?!?!?  If you say so!!  The ebony certificate jacket would be worth that alone!

Kisskiss sweetie-dahling


Countess K8 the Gr8

Bring on the comments

  1. Holemaster says:

    I joined the mailing list of the Globe Theatre in London as a Brigadier. So my tickets arrived addressed to Brigadier Holemaster O’Surname.

  2. K8 says:

    Oh! You must come over for a periwinkle supper with my royal doulton and handpainted candlelights!

  3. Robert says:

    Curious that on the site in the section “How do I go about choosing my title of royalty” yer man’s described “From: Stephen J. Scott”

    Anyway, regardless I want to be a Baron! or maybe an Earl or a biscuit (viscount).

    Too many choices!

  4. Purchasing a title, dahling? How very unbritish.

    Kind regards,

    Marchioness English Of Mum
    English Towers

  5. unstranger says:

    Damn good money making scam! People will trow their money at any smooth-as-silk chancer.
    I can just see it; The unstranger, Earl of strange!

  6. Granny says:

    Sir Fartsalot, requests the company of

    Countess Katherine’s left diddy……..

  7. Baino says:

    A fantastic icebreaker which gains instant respect and credibility – you think? Not in the antipodes although I do a fine High Tea

  8. K8 says:

    Robert; I want to be a Laird, just because I can’t.

    English Mum; One does what one can…

    Earl of Strange; A scam??!? But… the certificate! Nooooo! Countess K8 is not happy.

    Granny; My right one gets a certificate too.

    Baino; High tea sounds trippy! Count this countess in.

  9. Ian says:

    Would you trust someone who can’t spell ‘privilege’?

  10. K8 says:

    With my credit card details? Sure!!! Profit is easy to spell, that’s the main thing.

  11. Jo says:

    What a fine idea, your Gr8ness, and cheap at the price!

  12. K8 says:

    I know! Sure you’d find that sort of money down the back of the couch.

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