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Posted on Tuesday, March 9, 2010 in Family, Rantings

He dropped her name into conversation a little too casually and made my ears prick up.  He told me about how beautiful she was, how sound, sitting in his taxi surrounded by shopping bags.  I gave out to him for not finishing his sentences properly.

“She’s really funny though…”

“But not as funny as -” I prompted.

“But not as funny as you, of course.  She has lovely hair, too.”


I got given out to for being touchy.  Now on Sunday nights during ‘The All Ireland Talent Show’, TAT locks himself into the bedroom with the television wearing only a dressing-gown, and won’t let me in.  I hover with my swollen body trying to think of a good looking Irish male television presenter I can glean revenge with.  I fail miserably.

I don’t know whether I’m insecure because of Miss Perfection, or because The Accidental Terrorist’s viewing standards have slipped so low.

Bring on the comments

  1. Grandad says:

    So TAT goes into the bedroom alone, wearing only a dressing gown, to watch his fancy piece?

    I would suggest you install a hidden web-cam, and publish the results on th’Internet? You could make a fortune.

  2. K8 says:

    There’s a thought! Could backfire though – there’s a higher demand for pregnancy porn than I would’ve guessed, apparently. I’d have to keep the rampant rabbit under wraps and that’s just not going to happen.

  3. Maxi says:

    I love family discussions about masturbation and pregnancy porn.

  4. “trying to think of a good looking Irish male television presenter I can glean revenge with. I fail miserably.”

    Now I think I see where you went wrong. Nothing much haapening in the way of good looking men on Irish TV (or so I’m led to believe), so just for you K8, here’s what I have on good authority to be the French ladies’ answer to your particular problem, TF1 (France’s premier station) newsreader Monsieur Harry Roselmack;–8QwMlo

    It’s in French of course, but does it really matter…

    Hope that helps.

  5. K8 says:

    Maxi – Coronation Street gets its plot ideas from us, y’know.

    Le Craic – Yes. Yes it does help a lot. I will print him off in A2 size and staple him to the bedroom ceiling. Thanks!

  6. Holemaster says:

    Ah you’re just pregnant and bonkers.

  7. K8 says:

    Yes. I shall make that my defending plea in court, should it come down to it.

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