Posted on Friday, January 29, 2010
in Strange and Unusual
Last night, as I drifted off to sleep I was visited by a tall Greek Adonis with four tongues and two penises. He had an imagination that had no limits, and was as flexible as an Olympic gold medalist.
Somewhere deep in the night, I was roused from sleep by my cat, who was sitting on the doorstep and rowring through the letterbox loudly. Rather than get out of my bed, I asked the Adonis to let the cat in seeing as he was closer. Unfortunately, being that he was a figment of imagination, he lacked the opposing thumbs necessary to un-do a deadbolt… so I had to do it myself.
When you spend the night nagging your sexual fantasies about how bloody useless they are… that’s when you know your hormones are in serious jeopardy.