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Sep 3

Dance, bitch!!

Posted on Thursday, September 3, 2009 in Humourarse, Strange and Unusual

I just found this and had such a good time with it, I thought I’d share it.

Maxi Cane has written a savage article about men’s versus women’s magazines and who they do (or don’t) exploit.  He mentioned a few magazines he’ll be reviewing, and that led me to google FHM, my once favourited rag.  I don’t really buy them, because there’s so much to be had on their website.

If you are (ahem) one of the few who only read FHM for the articles, you might be aware of their reviews e.g. their 100 greatest websites ever! which led me to something too odd for words:

#99 – Boss a chicken around

Now call me easily entertained, but when I click a link and find a guy in a chicken-suit sitting on a couch who suddenly stands up to face me, I get a bit edgy.  I’m told to enter a command into the dialogue box at the bottom, so I did.

“Wave”

The dude in the chicken suit waved.

“Dance!”

The chicken began to do a Travolta in Saturday Night Fever.  He was very good!

“Thanks :)”  I said… I felt bad.  I felt I had to step back and think of some oddball things for him to do.

Poor bastard.  Some people just have the weirdest jobs!!!

Bring on the comments

  1. robert says:

    I told that chicken to lay an egg and it did!

    Mad stuff.

  2. Baino says:

    Kate, Kate, Kate . . .for someone who’s been so connected for so long . . he’s been around a long, long time but funny as fuck! I still don’t know how they do it. A question for my geeks perhaps. So where is the filthmeister these days? He’s conspicuous by his absence?

  3. K8 says:

    Robert; He also does cock pushups!

    Baino; No shit?!?! No wonder he looks tired! I’m so happy I found him… I wonder if he plays chess.
    I heard a rumour that Maxi got a moobjob and has re-invented herself, but I’m not sure.

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