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Jedding Witters

Posted on Friday, May 8, 2009 in Family, Quickie

Definition of Wedding: (wdng)


a.  The act of remembering to take labels off new shoes.

b.  The placing of deodorant under one’s boobs to stop wedding dress chafe.

c.  The consumption of vast amounts of Rescue Remedy and Champagne.

d.  Trying not to burst into flames upon entering the Church.

e.  The act of finally uniting a dysfunctional family and starting a brand new family tree!


Wish me luck?

Bring on the comments

  1. warrior says:

    Marriage is just making legal all that stuff you have been doing for years….. and making sure everyone knows it..

  2. GrowUp says:

    Best of luck future Mrs. Tat

  3. A wedding – “the process of removing weeds from one’s garden”

    Best of luck – just under 5 weeks to mine.

  4. robert says:

    I’m sure it will all go well!

    Best of luck..

  5. susan says:

    GOOD LUCK! I hope it’s magical. My parents’ wedding anniversary is this weekend; my happy thought for the day.

  6. TenaciousT says:

    Ohh best of luck and hope you have a great day! If you have a dress like the pic on the side you wont have to worry about deodorant at all;-)

  7. Grannymar says:

    Enjoy your day!

    Hugs and special wishes to you and TAT for all your tomorrows.

  8. Brianf says:

    May the most you wish for be the least you receive.

  9. Awwww, of course we wish you luck!
    Happy life!

  10. K8 says:

    Thank you everybody!!!

    Catch you on the hitched side…

  11. Cat says:

    You’re getting married? When did I miss that..

    Good Luck and congrats!

  12. Best of luck K8! Have a blast.

  13. Baino says:

    It will be wonderful. Have a truly special day, I’ll be thinking of you! (about time you made an honest man of him!)

  14. Best wishes and caviare dreams to you and yers.

    Have a fantastic wedding, K8, TAT, and fam. :)

  15. steph says:

    Been thinking of you all week. Have a ball!

    Here’s to Mr & Mrs TAT!

  16. Donal says:

    Best of luck! Just married 2 months myself, it’s a great day. Enjoy every minute of it!

  17. Lily says:

    Have a great day. Best wishes for a long and happy life together

  18. Don’t do it!

    Come run away with me.

    Bring fresh bread.

  19. Congratulations! Hope you both have a wonderful day.

  20. prin says:

    Congratulations! Here’s hoping you the best from the other side of the pond!

  21. Jo says:

    Good luck honey, have a beautiful day! Don’t puke on your dress, puke on T’s…

  22. RhodesTer says:

    My invite seems to have gotten lost in the mail. Oh well, Ireland is far. My fridge is closer and there’s beer in it.

    Hey, congrats! Making the auld fella proud, eh?

  23. Maxi Cane says:

    You’re getting married?

    Whay did you let me think I had a shot?

  24. No wedding is complete without the King Of New York Hacks sending you best of luck Honks cross the pond to your great day !! Brilliant news and Congrats !!

  25. Congrats! Hmmm, a Rescue Remedy Bellini… could catch on :0)

  26. Tinman18 says:

    Congrats K8 & TAT.

    All the very best.

  27. quickroute says:

    Been there – done that – no regrets!
    have a blast!

  28. manuel says:

    best of luck! whoop whoop!

  29. K8 says:

    It’s done!!! We did it!!!

    I have to say I was wicked disappointed when nobody burst through the doors to object at the last moment, but that’s probably from watching Shrek too much.

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