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How to win sex-toys and influence people

Posted on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 in Awards!, Quickie

So my prize arrived in the post yesterday morning!!  The postman raised an eyebrow as I signed for it and I knew right then and there that he had ESP.  The Accidental Terrorist’s eyebrow raised even higher as I unclothed its packaging and since then, well… he’s getting a great buzz out of it let’s just say.

What?  Oh yeah!!!

sextoys

I WON!!!

(Just in time for the honeymoon, too, heheh)

Jealous?  So you should be.  Have a shot at it, you know you want to!

Also you should have a visit of www.sex-toys.ie… if not at least just to find out what a finger flipper is?!  I accidentally left the browser open one day while carefully choosing my prize… TAT’s friend and a few visiting plumbers from the County Council copped an eyeful and gave me some seriously strange looks when I returned from the shop, especially when I offered them a cup of the hot stuff… ah well.  It’s not like my reputation wasn’t shot to hell already.

This is the winning post in which I confess things I probably shouldn’t have, but am mighty glad I did now, I tells ya:

A fishy encounter

Long live on-line filth!

Bring on the comments

  1. unstranger says:

    Well deserved too!

  2. Maxi Cane says:

    We. Will. Need. Pictures.

  3. K8 says:

    If I’m going to hell it’ll be worth it. :)

  4. K8 says:

    When I get them back from ‘Hello’ magazine I’ll let you know!

  5. Jo says:

    Heh, Hello, Funny.

    So we’re members of an exclusive club, babe!

    How come you got to choose yours!?

    I’ll have to get writing…

  6. Kama sutra says:

    I Really Love Reading Your Blog. Excellent. Keep up the great work!

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