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Mar 25

The slightly warped name-meme

Posted on Wednesday, March 25, 2009 in memememememe, Strange and Unusual

This New Moon has me slightly psychotic, so instead of commending the fine artist responsible for Biffo on the Bog and his or her effecting some pretty wonderful inspiration for other artists (Paint-shop or otherwise) all around this messed up country…


… I will introduce my various psychotic personalities (as memed by Shaffner Syracuse or possibly Summer Daisey… it’s hard to tell exactly) one by one thus releasing them into the ether so I can get to re-birthing my soul.  Or my airing-cupboard, whichever comes first.


Personality #1: The Rock Star (first pet, current car), Misty Berlingo.  Best known for her ability to roll cigarrettes using only her left nipple.

Personality #2: The Gangster (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe), Cookie-Dough High Tops.  She go medieval on y’ass if yo dizzle her shizzle.

Personality #3: The Native American (favorite color, favorite animal),  Sunset Orange Bee.  Once wrestled a bear behind using only her baby toe and a pineapple.

Personality #4: The Soap Opera star (middle name, city where you were born), Juliette Dublin.  Recovered from her triple-bypass fibre-optic brain replacement therapy nicely, thank you.

Personality #5: The Star Wars character (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name), Oco-Ka.  Lesser known mechanic and genius behind the repulsorlift engine on racing Pods.

Personality #6:  The Superhero (2nd favorite color, favorite drink), Apple-Green Squash.  Known to pulvarize victims with apple pips shot from various orifices.

Personality #7:  The NASCAR driver (the first names of your grandfathers), Daddy Dermot.  Crowned ‘Skidmark King’ in ’82.

Personality #8:  The Dancer (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy), Honeysuckle Sherbet.  Once performed a triple high-twist pirhoutte, caught her tights in her nose ring, broke her knee caps and STILL took home the gold.

Personality #9:  The TV weather anchor (your 5th class teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter), Finnegan Frankfurt.  What that woman can do with her clicker!  She’d give you a warm front, no problem.

Personality #10: The Spy (your favorite season/holiday, flower), Spring Poppy.  You ain’t seen her… right?

Personality #11:  The Cartoon character (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now), Grape Hoodie.  Likes to float around in bubbles, is highly phobic of bananas.

Personality #12:  The Hippie (what you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree), Fry-Up Willow.  Known for her ability to kill, skin and chop delicious rashers out of pigs despite her strict vegetarian attitudes.  Always willing to try new substances.

Personality #13: The Movie (or porn) star (first pet, first street where you lived); Misty Brackenbush park.  She dyes her pubes green, not just on Paddy’s Day, either.


There.  That should do it.

Memes are not just for Easter though, so I may pass it on to a few people and urge that they do the same.  It’s good therapy, people.

Infantasia, Jefferson, Mc Mad… yiz’rall tagged.  Ha.

Bring on the comments

  1. manuel says:

    love the picture…….quality

  2. Brianf says:

    Misty Brackenbush, Misty Berlingo, Cookie-Dough High Tops
    You got some good names :)
    My favorite is Grape Hoodie!

    btw, the Biffo pic is GREAT!

  3. Baino says:

    Re the Cowan hilarity . . .You know this could be the beginning of something big, first the sneaky portraiture, (which was hilarious by the way) then you could infiltrate the media with dodgy products and then you could move into billboards and banners! Let’s see them ban all that shit from the media!

  4. Jo says:

    Agh, you got me. You is too funny andquick to compete with!

  5. Jo says:

    Or to follow, even.

  6. holemaster says:

    Thanks Kate. I’ll back to you later with my various names. I love shit like this.

  7. holemaster says:

    OK, here’s mine…

    Quacky Golf (yeah we had a pet duck)

    Vanilla Sneaker

    Pantone 321 Dog

    Plunkett Dublin (yeah yeah)


    Pantone 3242 Coffee

    Ned Michael

    Issey Miyake Iceberger

    O’Brien Osaka

    Spring Cherry Blossom

    Mango Pants

    Porridge Oak

    Quacky Rockfield

  8. Jennifer says:

    Just linked you on my blog so thought i’d leave a comment while I’m hear.
    There are many times when I think, thank christ I’m blind, and when anyone mentions this Cowan picture that is definitely one of those times.
    Its an interesting change of subject from the recession though and I’m thankful for that.

  9. Hilarious meme, K8. Thanks for the tag. :)

    ‘Cookie-Dough High Tops.’ Brilliant!

    My gangsta name is Strawberry Boots. :)

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  11. Jack McMad says:

    Arrrggghhhh!!!! Just spotted this now, what a toughie. At least yours is funny.

  12. Jo says:

    Holemaster! You’re meant to take it to your blog!

    I LOVE Mango Pants and Porrige Oak.

  13. Holemaster says:

    Eh yeah see I’m rubbish at these things, I’ve no idea what I’m doing. This ‘meme’ thing has me all confused up.

  14. K8 says:

    ‘Issey Miyake Iceberger’… makes for potentially excellent graffiti tags. I’m scared anyway.

  15. K8 says:

    Gah. Memes. The rules are meant to be broken.

  16. K8 says:

    Funny strange? Yep I thought so too.

  17. K8 says:

    Yes I think my eyeballs may have been damaged after accidentally looking at the damn thing for too long. Shudder.

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