Posted on Friday, January 23, 2009
in Quickie, Rantings
Water is bad for you.
Back in the other house, the water was soft and pure. Here it’s hard as nails and smells funny. Probably from all the rusty cars and Grandad’s tourist dump sullying the groundwater.
AND it’s costing a fortune. I have to use more shampoo to get a lather up, more washing up liquid, more bubble bath (as soon as I clear all the boxes out of the tub) and I fear my kettle and washing machine will threaten to defect if I don’t start buying those rip-off calcium tablets.
From now on I’m protesting… no more washing, no more drinking re-cycled wee-wee.
It’s Vodka for me from this point forth.