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Dec 16

A pain in my whole.

Posted on Sunday, December 16, 2007 in Humourarse, Little known facts, memememememe

I’ve been triple tagged! Ouch.

Virtual armpit wedgies for Jack Mc Mad, Kirk, and Jefferson Davis.

That’s what I get for being both lazy and chronically busy at the same time. I’ve hung around so long there’s nobody left to tag! It’s gotten so bad, that even Grannymar’s been snared, and everybody knows this is an absolute last resort.

So here it is, my tag of deepest secrets, smeared and stained and left to air for the amusement of the general public. It pains me to reveal this stuff, the stuff that only a therapist should know about. I refuse point blank right now to carry through with the tag Dad just got, should it somehow land in my linklinks. Right?

Ok. *sigh* Here we go.

Here are the rules of the Meme:
Post on your blog . . .
+ Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog.
+ Share 7 random and/or weird facts about yourself.
+ Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs.
+ Let each person know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

(nervous shuffle)

1. I have fantasies about the various ways I could kill my next door neighbour’s cat, along with the possible ways I could wear it afterwards. I am not mean. It is an evil cat with beautiful fur.

2. I seem to have developed a crush on Maggie Gyllenhaal for some reason. I hope my mother wasn’t right after all…

3. Anal Suppositories wierd me out. I just can’t put my finger on it.

4. I think I have a personality disorder. Either that or I’m turning into my parents. When the disorder is discovered and studied, I hope they put my name on it.

5. I had a serious phobia about knocking my two front teeth out (this is my dad’s fault) for years. Sometimes I even used to walk up and down stairs with my hand over my mouth just in case I fell. Then, when I got very pissed one night and fell down a hill, the first part of me that collided with the pavement was my left incisor. I broke the tooth clean in half, but didn’t feel a thing. Yes, I did whistle on the fricatives. It was very embarrassing. But, at least the phobia’s gone now.

6. There were bars placed on all the windows of Merville student residence in UCD as a result of a really idiotic studenty stunt I pulled. All it takes is one truly heroic person to sacrifice themselves for the cause of highlighting public liability. That person is me.

7. I am addicted to the sound of electric fans. I’ve had this since I was very young. It’s very a strange, expensive and annoying habit, but I just find the sound extremely soothing. Recording the sound of a running fan heater and playing it back to myself is not the same thing. It is somewhat related to the gratuitous fact that I’m always bloody cold, maybe.

And now, to pass on the pain….
*7 hours later*

Betty the Sheep
Foreigner by Default
Resident Alien
Stranded on Gaia
Coffee Helps! (Especially with this.)
Helga Von Porno
Rick O’Shea is a presenter on 2fm who has, I just discovered, his own blog. I’m tagging him for the craic because I like him and I like doing mean things to people I like.

I deeply apologise to you all, especially if I have re-tagged you. I have just used this as a cheap tool to link to all of your very linkworthy sites. Pass it on if you like, I don’t care. It’s gone from my shoulders!!! Forever!!!!

On a different note, here is a genuine photograph of the fattest giraffe in the world.

fat_giraffe.jpg

I stole it from this page.
For more random animal strangeness, go see this page.

Bring on the comments

  1. robert says:

    People listen to 2fm?

    G’wan – like almost everone else that will read this, I’m dying to know what you did to warrant the bars on the windows.

    Oh, and you are not alone in thinking that way about Maggie Gyllenhaal!

  2. Mary Witzl says:

    Wow. UCD as in University of California at Davis? Or am I completely wrong?

    I have two feelings about being tagged for this meme: Just how weird am I allowed to get? And which seven do I choose?

    One weird thing about me is that I am actually very easy to fool, but I am not buying that giraffe. Nothing remotely that fat in Africa wouldn’t have been eaten long ago.

  3. Grannymar says:

    K8 Grannymar has been around so long the this meme has reached me before. Since there are only 7 facts worth printing or suitable to print and everyone knows them I am sitting it out this time.

  4. K8 says:

    Robert; Um… the official story is that I slipped and fell down the stairs. Let’s just say that if you’re going to jump from a second floor and you’re wearing high-heels, it’s a good idea to land rolling.

    Mary; University College of Dublin :)
    I’m glad you don’t want to kill me for tagging you! I also was disbelieving of this photo, until I considered that one good fart from this giraffe would most likely clear the Savannah.

    Grannymar; You are indeed a very wise woman.

  5. 1. I hate cats!
    2. I’d have a crush on her as well.
    3…..I’m not even going to respond to that one. :)
    4. Don’t we all?
    5. That is one good phobia to have, I suppose?
    6. You must tell us more about this stunt!
    7. Hmmm….That’s a safe addiction I suppose, unless the fans don’t have guards. It might get a wee bit dicey otherwise. :)

    Thanks for doing the meme, K8. :)

  6. Deborah says:

    Need to hear more about said stunt as well! Anal suppositories – *SHUDDER* although the paralink ones are great for kids, breaks the fever twice as fast as oral meds, but you sure do feel cruel! ;-)

  7. JackMcMad says:

    I know they’re a bit of a pain and apologies again, I wouldn’t have tagged you had I known you were going to give up the ciggys. How did the PSV test go or should I wait for the post?
    I hope your neighbour doesn’t read your blog.

  8. Baino says:

    A fan of fans? You live in the wrong country!

  9. Mary Witzl says:

    I’m looking forward to picking my seven weird facts. My problem is an overabundance of material.

    How embarrassingly Californian of me to assume that UCD was in California! Decades away from the place and you’d think I’d learned, but I’m obviously still deeply chauvinistic.

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