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Aug 12

Sex-change anyone?

Posted on Sunday, August 12, 2007 in memememememe, Something to think about

I got tagged again!  This is so great… I’ve a wicked cold at the moment, the kind where independant thought gets stuck up to its waist in brain sludge, which then oozes out of every available orifice.  Fuzzy brain, fuzzy hearing, double vision, extremeties turning black and falling off – it’s a real bacteria fest up in Kateland.

So I’m only too delighted to take up the meme.  The only problem is that it’s prompted by TJ, a new blog buddy over at Better Living Through Chemistry who didn’t know that I’d done this meme before (Nasty habits and hairy knuckles), so I’m going to take the liberty of changing the meme a little bit.

My new adjusted meme is:

‘Three things you would do if you could change sexes for the day’

1. Stay in my room for 5 hours and play with myself.

2. Track down and beat up that handful of blokes that screwed me over, broke my heart or were just too plain weird to be of any use to mankind.

3. Go out and kiss as many aesthetically challenged (how’s that for political correctness?!) or geeky girls as I could, just to brighten their confidence.


In proper spirit, I’m passing my new meme on because I’m nice like that.

Back at ya TJ! *evil laugh*

Sweetnam – you have your fair share of female hormones as you approach the huge adventure that is fatherhood… how would you fare as a lass for a day?

Brian, because you’re a confusing entity… you’re all about the ammo, yet you can cook and sew too.  I bet you could even multitask if the going got tough enough.  What would you do if you had a fine pair for a day?

By all means, if anyone else wants to take this up, please go right ahead!  I wanted to tag more of you, but in the interest of simplicity and not wanting rotten eggs thrown at me, I kept it to just three.  The only rules attatched to this meme depend on the limits of your imagination.

Bring on the comments

  1. […] K8’s meme is to name three things you would do if you could change sex for the day. […]

  2. Brianf says:

    There is only one answer to this question and I think it was Robert or someone who nailed it pretty well.
    20 hours at home playing with myself and maybe 4 hours going out to a club to watch people not look at my eyes when speaking to me.

  3. b3n says:

    It seems to be a common factor among the guys that they would spend most of the time in bed with themselves. I have to admit, that would be me too.
    Number two on the list would be to avail of Ladies free in the local clubs and number three would be to go peeing with other girls. Heh heh heh!

    K8 and the other ladies, I thought that peeing standing up would be on your list. Ah well! If you want to know what that is like, you can without having to change sex. I saw similar ones in mixed toilets in Amsterdam.

  4. Baino says:

    Learn the art of foreplay
    Remember to take the bins out
    Write my name in the snow
    Write some new pickup lines

  5. K8 says:

    Brian, there truly are no bounds to your imagination!

    B3n, if you were a pole dancer for a day that’d pretty much sort you out so! On the peeing standing up thing, if you really want to go there… some of us ladies CAN pee standing up. (Remember The Full Monty?) It just takes a lot of practice. (I’d imagine.)

    Baino: Yeah! The snow! I’d forgotten about that :)
    I heard this great pickup technique recently… a man and a woman at a bar, enjoying an awquard silence having just met. The man fishes an icecube out of his drink and smashes it on the floor. “There. Now that the ice has broken…” Very cheesy, but nonetheless..

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