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Jun 8

Important life lesson #1

Posted on Friday, June 8, 2007 in Family, Humourarse, Quickie

This morning, puppychild learned that her own excrement is not edible.

Our dog learned that it is.

My kingdom for a Neuralizer.

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Bring on the comments

  1. Grannymar says:

    puppychild is growing up nicely!

    Coal next it sharpens the teeth.

  2. K8 says:

    Interesting… might buy some cuttlefish too, for her claws.

  3. Granny says:

    When you were being toilet trained and you did your first Mr Hankey, you wouldn’t let us flush it. “It’s mine. It’s my friend” you said, as if it were a Rembrandt.

    Weird child

    Weirder grandchild

  4. K8 says:

    Thanks for revealing that to the world.

  5. Grandad says:

    Hah! I remember that. You cried for ages after Ma flushed the toilet.

    :)

    BTW, have you thought about feeding Puppychild with prunes? That way you save on dogfood. Talk about recycling…!

  6. Brianf says:

    Now there is a question for the ages.
    Would ya’ eat poo?

  7. SID says:

    Where on The Scale was it?

    I once wrote an essay on Coprophagia. Lovely.

  8. Dario Sanchez says:

    Mmmm … faeces.

    The tapeworm eggs give it that extra oomph.

  9. baino says:

    We play a game when we’re bored . . . “Would you rather eat poo than . . . ” say . . swim in shark invested waters, or suck sick through a straw, or . . . .the possibilities are endless and disgusting.

    mmm . . .that sounded better than it looks . . .we’re so mature down under!

  10. K8 says:

    Brian, Wouldye lick someone’s face afterwards?

    SID: That would be type 5. Like eating maltesers. Thanks for the new word. I shall use it 10 times today.

    Dario that’s gross.

    Baino that’s gross.

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