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Jun 8

Important life lesson #1

Posted on Friday, June 8, 2007 in Family, Humourarse, Quickie

This morning, puppychild learned that her own excrement is not edible.

Our dog learned that it is.

My kingdom for a Neuralizer.


Bring on the comments

  1. Grannymar says:

    puppychild is growing up nicely!

    Coal next it sharpens the teeth.

  2. K8 says:

    Interesting… might buy some cuttlefish too, for her claws.

  3. Granny says:

    When you were being toilet trained and you did your first Mr Hankey, you wouldn’t let us flush it. “It’s mine. It’s my friend” you said, as if it were a Rembrandt.

    Weird child

    Weirder grandchild

  4. K8 says:

    Thanks for revealing that to the world.

  5. Grandad says:

    Hah! I remember that. You cried for ages after Ma flushed the toilet.


    BTW, have you thought about feeding Puppychild with prunes? That way you save on dogfood. Talk about recycling…!

  6. Brianf says:

    Now there is a question for the ages.
    Would ya’ eat poo?

  7. SID says:

    Where on The Scale was it?

    I once wrote an essay on Coprophagia. Lovely.

  8. Dario Sanchez says:

    Mmmm … faeces.

    The tapeworm eggs give it that extra oomph.

  9. baino says:

    We play a game when we’re bored . . . “Would you rather eat poo than . . . ” say . . swim in shark invested waters, or suck sick through a straw, or . . . .the possibilities are endless and disgusting.

    mmm . . .that sounded better than it looks . . .we’re so mature down under!

  10. K8 says:

    Brian, Wouldye lick someone’s face afterwards?

    SID: That would be type 5. Like eating maltesers. Thanks for the new word. I shall use it 10 times today.

    Dario that’s gross.

    Baino that’s gross.

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