Posted on Wednesday, November 5, 2008
in Humourarse, Rantings, Strange and Unusual
Today should be a joyous occasion… a new and reliable president has been elected to bring the U.S. back into the light, the world is full of hope and promise. The world apart from this blog, that is.
Ladies and Gentleman, I am loath to inform you that war has broken out.
Maxi Cane, as you all know, is a filthy fucker. His is the sort of site you pray that your children will never accidentally find, the blog that NetNanny was invented for. Nastiness, corruption and feculence await you should you ever find yourself having wandered in there by mistake.
Fed-up with the carnage of indecency, I made the ultimate sacrifice. I rounded up my entire stock of tampax and bombed his country with it in an effort to absorb the filth. Maxi Cane did not take this kindly, and has seen fit to call this an act of terrorism, of war. He likened me to the Mc Cain to his Obama, but the reality is that I am the Geldof to his Cowan… such underhanded behaviour should not go unpunished.
I implore to you, my readers, not to stand and defend my blog, but to stand and defend the concept of human decency. I cannot promise you riches or wealth, merely the knowledge that you’re on the side of the good guys, the tireless and un-wielding people who know that to fight the good fight is all that matters in this world.
I am Samuel L Jackson, I am Ezekiel 25:17;
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
Together, good people, let us round up our collective imaginations and bring down Empire Maxiland. No punishment is too harsh, there is no line to cross as Maxi has long ago ascertained, there are no boundaries.
Let us keep the peace by bombing the shite out of Maxi Cane.
Who will join me in this fight and rage towards the dying of the shite?